California’s First Lady Gets Free Gift Offer in Return for Breaking the Law
California’s First Lady Gets Free Gift Offer in Return for Breaking the Law
(San Francisco, California)
Today’s news that Maria Shriver, the wife of California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, has been photographed multiple times driving without a headset has driven Mike Faith, CEO of San Francisco based retailer Headsets.com, to spring into action to improve driving safety for California’s first lady.
“I’ve been sending my favorite headset to our governor for many years now as his birthday gift from me -the last one being just three months ago on July 30th, so there’s no excuse,” commented Faith upon seeing these incriminating photos. “Because of this, we’re now offering to send free headsets to Maria Shriver if she’ll in-turn make a single promise to me: to remain hands free while driving.”
In the past, Headsets.com gained notoriety for giving out free headsets to anyone who received a ticket for driving without one. They also take the controversial stance that drivers shouldn’t even talk on their phones at all when driving, even with a headset.
“I’ve been laughed at by my colleagues for thinking that,“ explained Faith, “but studies have shown that people’s driving is distracted even when using a headset. We believe in being safe above even our own sales. However, we’re realistic. If people are going to talk on the phone when they drive, at least use a headset. This isn’t rocket science, and even politicians need to abide by the law, and use common sense with regard to other people’s safety. We hope the governor and his wife will take us up on our offer, as we’d be happy to outfit the entire Schwarzenegger family as well.”